C'est What
"Spread a lil goobie dust around your head/Wake up in the mawnin' find yo' own self dead/I said, 'You shouldn't say that/Well what you want me to say THIS time, Baby?/Ah, ah, ah i don't know..." ... "I Don't Know', Buddy Guy and Jr. Wells
Death, death, deat. EvryWhar.... Actually, two deaths got to me last week and they both went down in my ex-town; Larry "Bud" melman and Vinylmania. Now, I don't mean thagt larry Bud's death plunged me into a deep blue funk...it didn't. But (of cousrse that ain't his realo name) i loved that guy -- his dweebish glasses, bigol' head, that grin that was like almost, I don't know, demented? But kinda groovy-cool too. That Penguinesque body with the too-tight jacket and almost-high water pants. Loved the guy 'cause he was always clearly having a ball while being totally flabbergasted at being a show biz "icon". He was laffing at himself laffing at us laffing at the whole absurdity of his totally not being a 'real' honest-to-god STAR but really he was. Kinda-sorta. does that make at least an iota of sense or are all these meds I'm taking giving me a too-inflated sense of my being oh-so-on-top-of-a Page-Six-state-of-mind/grace? Anyways....
Vinylmania on Carmine Street GONE. And with it goes not only a New York City that really don't exist anymore -- the dance til the break-a-dawn club culture one -- but also one of the lasgt places in NYC that was A REAL RECORD STORE. A place that had that SMELL (a heady mixture of shrinkwrap, cardboard 12" jackets, PVC, static de-remover fluid, dudt), that had people working behind the counter who knew THE SHIT (what usedta be the jams way back in the day, wall the other vital jams between then and now and the jams that was gonna be the shit next Sunday morning). And the crew of regulars who were always comin' by talkin' shit and giving off the bonhommie and camaraderie of the serious Party People. And Chartlie and Debbie Grappone, the Keeprs of the Faith, Moms and Pops, Brother and Sister. They kept Vinylmania open since the '70s and kept it on point to the mission. No matter if you hadn't been to the City since the Garage or Shelter or Loft or World or whatever closed, no matter if you hadn't been to a club for some 20 years until a friend brought you to Club Love on a hummer just last Sunday, no matter if you ain't heard a house remix since "Jack Your Body" or had no idea that Body & Soul packed up five years ago or YOU JUST DIDN'T DANCE NO MORE, you could take solace and comfort and feel-goodiveness to know that once you stepped through that door, TIME HAD MUTHAFUCKIN' STOPPED and all was well and the walls werte humming and thrumming and the voices were shouting over the din and the brother with the locks (please forgive me 'cause his name is escaping me right now, but much love and respect to you) was spinning the DOPEST SHIT non-stop. Vinylmania and the few remaining Xanadu's like it left in America was our clubhouse, our library, our university with vinyl walls, our...HOME. I'll miss y'all. And thank you for JUST BEING.
Other Obituary News:
On Saturday, March 24th, my sister Michelle went over to the DCMetro Car Auction to see about getting me a ride.j Waaal,we almost got a '99 Nissan Maxima, but I stopped my bidding at $2500 (didn't matter anyway, 'cause the guy wanted, like $3200). Still, We were talking about tracking him down afterwards and offering him $3000. So, a buncha other cars were going by in this boringly long procession -- Jeep Laredo-Caddy-Taurus-Tercel-Caddy-Chrysler-Chrysler-van. Just as I was getting too cold to stay, aLEXUS this way came. A '97 Lexus ES-V6, emerald green, moonroof, 6-CD changer, fully-loaded, gansta-tint side windows, idling, uh, purring quiet-soothing like a cat-in-your-lap. Opening bid was "$5000-can-I-hear-4500-4500-4200-3300-can-I-hear-2000-two-thousand-dollars!" Wha? "Scooter-Scooter, put your hand up!!" I did, cat acknowledged me. Then shit got SERIOUS. It was all a blur. Every few seconds, Michelle would nudge me and i'd shoot up the peace sign. $2300, $2800, $30-$3200. Can I hear $3500? $30-30-30-3500, Going once, going twice, SOLD to the gentlemen over there! Maaaan, it was Price Is Right Fever! I was in a fog. Then I heard Michelle calling me from at the other end of the tunnel (actually, she was right next to me blowing out my right eardrum, "Scooter, SCOOTER, YOU GOT IT! IT'S YOURS!!!" YEAH BABY, I GOTS ME A MUTHAFUCKIN' L.E.X.U.S.!!! Dazed and cornfused, I plunk down the $500 deposit via debit card. This coming Tuesday i lay down the rest of the dosh and get my temp plates. I drive the car way out to East Geeblip, MD to get the full diagnostic and Saturday morning I go for inspection and permanent plates. Later on, I plan to hit Rock Creek Park (DC to MD) with the moonroof back and Rico's Man From Wareika CD (just purchased from CD Universe) on blast for the inagural cruise. I haven't driven my own car since I moved to NYC back in '90. It's been waaaay too long. And that's the last death Ima talk about today: The Death of (My)Being Stranded...
Peace and Love Every time,
lil tommy tee